Staff report

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Washington Redskins.

Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?

A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell &uot;Jesus Christ!&uot;

Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Washington, D.C. in case of a tornado?

A: To FedEx Field — they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Washington Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Virginia have a professional football team?

A: Because then Washington, D.C. would want one.

Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Washington Redskins play book was stolen?

A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the Washington Redskins and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the Washington Redskins count to 10?

A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q: How many Washington Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q : What do the Washington Redskins and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !