One last dig at the Redskins!
Published 12:00 am Sunday, January 26, 2003
Staff report
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Washington Redskins.
Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell &uot;Jesus Christ!&uot;
Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Washington, D.C. in case of a tornado?
A: To FedEx Field — they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Washington Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn’t Virginia have a professional football team?
A: Because then Washington, D.C. would want one.
Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Washington Redskins play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.
Q: What’s the difference between the Washington Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How do the Washington Redskins count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q: How many Washington Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q : What do the Washington Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !