Thank heavens for NHS protection

Published 10:45 pm Monday, April 27, 2009

The secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, recently issued a report to state and local law enforcement, warning them of the possible threat of extreme right-wing terrorist groups.

She stated that officials should be suspicious of anyone with conservative bumper stickers, gun owners and, especially, returning members of the military.

In light of this warning, I would like to warn the local police of a possible threat. For the past three weeks, I have observed a large number of men driving pickup trucks and cruising rural areas early in the morning. They are dressed in camouflage and are armed with shotguns.

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Some of their bumper stickers link them to various groups, such as “Orbit Hunt Club,” “Proud Member U.S.M.C.” and “NRA.” Most suspicious is that they seem to be linked by something called “NWTF.”

These people should be investigated to see if they also own Bibles, belong to the Boy Scouts, attend church or any other extreme right-wing behavior. Fortunately, we have government officals like Ms. Napolitano working hard to protect us.